Max Mallard

Max Mallard is an animated duck statue made in 2000. He gives the realistic appearance of an actual mallard duck sitting in a green grass meadow with flowers. He turns his head and moves his mouth as he says 10 different hysterical phrases and sings "Rock the boat" and "Hit me with your best shot".

Phrases

 * "How do I get down? Get it? Down?"
 * "You quack me up!"
 * "When does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn! Quack! Quack!"
 * (Quacking)
 * "Nobody told me to duck."
 * "So THAT'S what a decoy is for."
 * "Ah ,wiseguy huh!?"
 * "Hey, I've got a website! It's right at the end of my leg! Quack! Quack!"
 * "That decoy was the best looking chick I've ever seen!
 * "Hey, somebody step on a duck?"

Trivia

 * Unlike the other singing plaques that usually play their phrases in a chronologial order, this one plays its phrases in a random order, with the songs included.Max_mallard_singing_duck.jpg